The companion piece to the seventh episode of the Totally Buzzed UK Podcast Episode 7 “Pump & Forget”

Kayleigh and Laura preside over the seventh episode of the Totally Buzzed UK Podcast. The podcast drops every Monday on all-good podcasting platforms and discusses the weird, wonderful, and down-right unbelievable stories that are floating around the web.

The Stories Featured On Episode Seven:

“Pineapple juice ruled out as the cause of Cowdenbeath mystery puddle”

This story, reported on by the Central Fifa Times, surrounds a mystery puddle that has appeared in the Scottish town of Cowdenbeath. The puddle was believed to possibly be made up of pineapple juice, due to it being close to Graham’s Dairy, but tests have confirmed that not to be the case. Kayleigh tries to wrap her head around the fact that people believed it to be pineapple juice despite the puddle being a very dark colour and can’t believe the fences used to seal the puddle off. Laura meanwhile turns full corporate shill as she reveals her love for Graham’s Dairy and all its products, which has Kayleigh questioning her motives. The story also weirdly leads the pair to both making references to the popular UK TV show “The I.T Crowd”. Kayleigh then points out that Laura’s I.T crowd reference is actually a scene where they parody the film “Close Encounters of the Third Kind”.

“Pelican escapes from Irish zoo, spotted 100 miles away”

Story number two of the podcast came from and details how a Great White Pelican has fled a wildlife park in Ireland for a second time. Laura and Kayleigh discuss whether the pelican made the right choice fleeing to Wexford and why he opted to leave his half-brother behind. Also, Kayleigh gets all in a muddle with her birds, before deciding she believes a Great White Pelican looks like a combination of a seagull, toucan, and a swan.

“I designed and printed a working Simpsons TV. Plays the first 11 seasons at random without internet. Knobs work too!”

This story came courtesy of Reddit as user /buba447 showcased a miniature working version of the TV from the hit show The Simpsons. Laura and Kayleigh lap up this story which sees them spin-off in many directions. The pair discuss famous TV sets from shows, TV shows they’d like to watch on repeat via a mini television set and they also talk about their favourite episodes, as well as moments, from The Simpsons.

TikTok Spotlight:

In the seventh edition of this regular segment on the podcast, TikTok Spotlight, Kayleigh highlights a TikTok that she enjoys and believes others would enjoy.

She opted to select the TikTok below, which was uploaded by the user: rhyleep95

@rhyleep95Johnny Depp if u ever see this I’m so sorry #jacksparrow #cosplay #makeup #art♬ Pirates Of The Caribbean (Title Theme) – Voidoid

Laura and Kayleigh discuss what makes a good Jack Sparrow impersonator and that leads Laura to reference the opening video package for Wrestlemania 36, which can be watched below:

Before ending the podcast, Laura and Kayleigh end up back on the subject of milk – which sees Laura make yet another reference to the WWE as she highlights the way Kurt Angle used to down milk in his heyday.

And that was episode seven, new episodes of the Totally Buzzed UK Podcast drop every Monday – Like, Subscribe, and Rate 5* where possible!