The companion piece to the twenty-second episode of the Totally Buzzed UK Podcast Episode 22 “Balls, Balls, Balls & More Balls”

Squires and Laura preside over the twenty-second episode of the Totally Buzzed UK Podcast. The podcast drops every Monday on all-good podcasting platforms and discusses the weird, wonderful, and down-right unbelievable stories that are floating around the web.

The Stories Featured On Episode Twenty-Two of The Totally Buzzed UK Podcast:

Girl, 8, crowned UK’s messiest child of 2021 as you can’t see any carpet in her room

Story one of the podcast came from the Daily Mirror and was all about a very messy room. A young girl from Glasgow had been declared the messiest child in the UK after she entered a contest using photos of her bedroom. Laura and Squiggy discuss the messy room, why they believe it’s so messy before going into whether their room’s/house’s would be able to win a messy competition.

Both discussed how their parents likely wouldn’t brag about them having a messy room even if it meant winning a competition that included a cash prize.

Man sets world record with collection of 1,230 different soccer balls

Story two was reported on by and started the first of many ball references in this edition of the podcast. The story is about how a man has set a world record due to collecting 1,230 different soccer balls (footballs) after beginning his collection in 2006. Squiggy and Laura talked about what footballs they owned and debated whether a collection like this would wreck their dating lives.

Walmart pulls children’s toy that swears and sings in Polish about doing cocaine

The final story of episode 22 came courtesy of CTVNews and focused on how Walmart had to pull a singing cactus from sale after it turned out it was singing a very depressive-cocaine-related song in Polish despite being aimed at kids.

Laura and Squiggy conversed about how this toy wasn’t pulled quicker before moving on to the subject of potential demonic toys. This of course led to the pair talking about Furbies once again.

TikTok Spotlight:

In the twenty-second edition of this segment on the podcast, TikTok Spotlight, Laura highlights a TikTok that she enjoys and believes others would enjoy.

She opted to select the TikTok below, which was uploaded by the user: ambieannzzz


Just a tiny mistake. #Christmas2021 #Santa #naughtylist #fyp #Iowa

♬ Santa Claus Is Comin’ to Town – Mariah Carey

Squiggy contemplated whether being known as the man for the wanking Santa decoration would be worth it in his neighborhood upon watching the TikTok. The pair then discuss other faux-pas they know of.

Squiggy referred to how shadows work on Westminster Bridge and how a family’s photo at Disney’s Animal Kingdom took an embarrassing turn.

Laura referenced footballers standing in front of advertising boards that say “priceless” before highlighting how WWE’s Great Balls Of Fire PPV didn’t flatter Sasha Banks.

And that was episode twenty-two, new episodes of the Totally Buzzed UK Podcast drop every Monday – Like, Subscribe, and Rate 5* where possible!